Band name mashups

A classic post from my Livejournal, ca. 2008:

From the cover of the new LP by The Two Koreas (which looks like an old John Peel Sessions cover):

Chinese Daughters
Alien Sexsmith
Sun-Ra and Cher
Ultra Broken Vivid Scene
Gang of Foreigner
Klaatu Live Crew
Dinosaur Jr. Walker
Bing Crimson
The Irish Descendents
Franti-Nowhere League
Mission of Berman
Half Man Half Japanese
Clock D.O.A.
Adamski and the Ants
Fleetwood Mac Davis
Peter and the Test Department Babies
Godspeed! You Black Oak Arkansas
Dire Strokes
I Beefeater
Steel Eye Can
The Sisters of Mersey
Siouxsie Quatro
Teafinger
Husker Duul II
The Randy Vicars
Elevenenth Dream Theater
Scritti Gritty Dirt Band
Bauhausmartins
Too Much Joy Division
Grateful Dead Can Dance
Merzbow Wow Wow
R.E.M. Speedwagon
Loggins and Masonna
Thin White Lizzy
DJ Spooky Tooth
Wishbone Ashford and Simpson
Curved Air Supply
The Go-Go Betweens
Simply Red Lorry Yellow Lorry
Yazoobombs
Altered Images in Vogue
Fuzztones on Tail
Talking Headpins
Duran Sirhan
Buddy Holly Modal Rounders
Hot Hot Tuna
Sonic Boomtown Rats
Blood Wind and Palmer
Earth Lake and Tears
Emerson Sweat and Fire
Fun Boy Three Dog Night
Swing Out Sister Sledge
Phishbone
My Blue Heaven 17
Godflesh for Lulu
New Model Army of Lovers
Psychic Television Personalities
The Wall of Deja Voodoo
Frank Black Sabbath
Nick Cave and the Bad Finger
Howard Devo
Agitation Free Design
Bowling for Soup Dragons
Bronski Beat Manifesto
Mojo Nixon and Skid Row
Manfred Mannheim Steamroller
We've Got a Buzzcocks and We're Gonna Use It
Jethro Tulpa
Moby Grapeman
Orange Juice Newton
Echo and The Bunnymen They Couldn't Hang
Crass McCombs
Doctor John Cooper Clarke
Severed Headcoatees
Human League of Gentlemen
Jermain Duprifab Sprout
Gong of Four
Everything But the Girlschool
The Black Rabbit
Richard and Linda Thompson Twins
ABC/DC
Ten Years After the Fire
Hoodoo Guru Gurus
Sniffin' the Tears for Fears
Rage Against the Soft Machine
Linton Daniel Johnson
Jandek Street Preachers
Genesis Loves Jezebel
38 Special AKA
Bonnie Prince Billy Idol
Ash Ra Temple of the Dog
General Public Image Limited
Stray Cat Stevens
Exploding Plastic Bertrand
Fischer ZZ Top
Kate Bush Tetras
Martin Rev and Suzanne Vega
Wreckless Eric Clapton
Platinum Blonde Redhead
Big Country Joe MacDonald and the Fish
The Crazy World of Arthur Brownsville Station
T-RexTC
Giorgio Moroderhead
Tangerine Dream Academy
The Beastie Boys Next Door
The Mighty Lemonheads
British Sea Power Station
Agnostic Front 242
Love and Rocket from the Tombs
Vanilla Fudge Tunnel
Great Big Sea and Cake
MC Young Marble Giants
Julian Cope Shoot Cop
The Moody Blues Explosion
New Faust Automatic Daffodils
His Name is Dead or Alive
You Am I Mother Earth
Wedding Parties Mental as Anything
Grand Funk Railroad Jerk
Peter Criss and Cosey
Generation Xhol Caravan
Mahavishnu Order
Motley Du
Lynyrd Cohen
Ned's Atomic Rooster
Orchestral Manoeuvers in the Darkness
Miranda Soundgarden
Fripper
Royal Court of China Crisis
Marvin Gaye Bikers on Acid
Popul Eat Itself
Minutemen Without Hats
Wayne County and the Electric Prunes
Nine Inch Nils
Average White Zombie
A Gordon Lightfoot in Cold Water
Flower Travelin' Wilburys
Counting Krokus
SNFUzeb
Shocking Blue Messiahs
Steppenwolfgang Press
The Hillage People
Fine Young Cannibal Corpse
Silver Apples in Stereolab
Gentle Giant Sand
Belle and Sebastian Bach
Tad and Jeremy
Chesterfield Kings-X
Cradle of Frith
Tenpole Bathtub
Billy Ocean Colour Scene
Flo and Eddie Money
Chad Van Halen
Bachman Turner Overdrive Like Jehu
Bananarammstein
X-Mal Deustchland